20th August 2014

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  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

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5th May 2013

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29th April 2013

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28th April 2013

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This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So copy this and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui, the one who does not copy, will be without money. Figured I’d pass this on!





Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.



Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved….


My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS

chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ? image


OMG I didnt notice until today.I reblogged this and got 10 dollars :D

got to pay for stuff somehow so why not. 

forever reblog

haha I got money today!!! 

Show me the moneyyyy!




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26th April 2013

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Code of the Jedi

There is no emotion. There is peace. There is no ignorance. There is knowledge.
There is no passion. There is serenity.  There is no chaos. There is harmony.
There is no death. There is the force.

Code of the Sith

Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me.

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25th April 2013

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Why am I not good enough for anybody?

25th April 2013

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do i even mean anything to you? am i just wasting my time? will i ever be good enough for you? why cant i make you happy? why cant i do anything right? why am i still trying knowing im not getting anywhere? why cant i just disappear? no one will miss me. no one will even notice i disappeared. it will be like i never existed. all i want to do is make you happy and i cant even do that. maybe im not good for anything, maybe ill never be good for anything. i hope i figure out what im good for soon, i dont know how much more i can take of being a fuck up before i do really just disappear…im sorry i cant be the guy you want. im sorry i cant make you happy. im sorry i cant do anything right. im sorry that im your problem…i know you dont like being with me…but im glad you came back…i know i fucked up and i know im pushing you away, but i dont know what to do…i just want to make someone happy for once..and i cant even seem to do that..no matter how many times you tell me im not your problem i know i am and i know you wont ever tell me that, but lately it seems like thats all i am, just another problem for you to have to deal with…you have enough problems. maybe i should just leave you alone from now on and see if you even notice if something is wrong…i wouldnt be surprised if you didnt..no one ever seems to notice something is wrong with me…i was just hoping i wouldnt be your problem…goodbye…

17th April 2013

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Why am i such a failure…i cant make the people i care about happy, i cant do anything right, i want to just disappear and never come back…

12th April 2013

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Suicide Silence by Joe Gall Photography on Flickr.


Suicide Silence by Joe Gall Photography on Flickr.

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10th April 2013

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